![]() Neither have the same sleep schedule, and think the other just makes too damn much noise. The “NO” folks think the “EB” faction is just a little too strict and/or high stung – and maybe they should just calm down and relax. The “EB” camp gets annoyed with the “NO” camp, especially when it’s time to run errands or get things done around the house. ![]() At odds from the get-go, early birds and night owls tend to congregate with their own kind, and if you do force them together, it’s not always smooth sailing. Like the ‘Hatfields’ and the ‘McCoys’, these two types rarely mix (or don’t do so very well). All of their appointments have to be in the late afternoon, otherwise they just might not make it there on time. Like vampires, they haven’t seen a sunrise (on purpose) in ages. They surf the internet and binge watch ‘Netflix’ in the wee hours of the morning. They catch “last call” at every bar in town and make up the bulk of customers at every ‘Denny’s’ or ‘Waffle House’ at 3:00 AM. They are ready to roll at around midnight. It’s been years since they have seen the 11:00 PM news or the “Tonight Show”. They read in the evenings, and are most likely heading for their bunks before the end of TV’s prime time. Their chores and errands are done by noon, so that they can come back and enjoy a luxurious afternoon nap. They take morning walks, work in their gardens in the cool of the AM, and can be found in the parking lot of the local bank, waiting for it to open. ![]() They relish the quiet hours of the morning, sipping steaming coffee on the porch while scanning the headlines in the freshly-delivered newspaper. Which one are you? (image credit – )Įarly birds are up with the sun. “Night owls” – a clash of personalities that has been going on for eons. ![]()
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